Estate Renovation Notice — Patch of Considerable Prestige

Dear Owner, The staff has been busy. You, of course, have been busy being one of the few. Allow us to summarize the improvements made to your property — naturally, without disturbing you. The Orchestra Has Been Paid It has come to our attention that the palace has been, regrettably, silent. The musicians claimed they were "never told to start." They have been spoken to. Music now graces your arrival, your stroll, and even your moments of quiet contemplation in the pause menu. We apologize for the year of silence. The musicians do not. The Wall Has Grown. Your Legacy May Too. The signature wall now spans nearly the entire rotunda — almost three times more marble-grade plaster awaiting your mark. Existing signatures remain precisely where their authors left them, at their original size. We w...